Pun And Wordplay Enthusiast Pillows

Dog in casino.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Staff support"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

hard-boiled egg...