Punk Rock Carpenter Pillows

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Punk Reindeer

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Nice haircut."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Punkins

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Which one's mine?"

'Punk Rock?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.