Punk Rock Carpenter Mugs

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

Vivienne Westwood

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Nice haircut."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Which one's mine?"

'Punk Rock?'

Punkins

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I'm putting you on country music."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.