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'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Punk Rock?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Disease-y Top

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Ian Dury

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Chippunks

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

William Hague as a punk.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"