Punditry Pastel Lover Gifts

Illegal Booty

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Artists Cats

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Dateline - Caf

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Crayo-Blah

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

"I should blooming-well think so!"

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Close... but no Degas.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

Pencil Peaock

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Faith Based

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"A happy, laughing cow."

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"I paint only what I love..."

Painting Camouflage jacket

Picture Sale

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.