Pundit Humorist Pillows

Oval Office

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

In the Guru District

UK/US Free Trade Deal

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

CEO du Jour

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Where does it all end up?

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Obama Healthcare.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam