Puncture Repair Pros Mugs

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Punk Reindeer

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tree piercings.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Check out our nose ring special for the bull market investor.

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

'Kids today!'

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Nice lip piercing."

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'