Puncture Practitioner Mugs

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Punk Reindeer

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Boating Reflection

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

Tree piercings.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'I KNOW this is insect repellent and not after-shave lotion.'

Oprah and Phantom of Oprah.

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.

'It sure didn't pay to increase my vocabulary that time!'

'You haven't asked me out in weeks. Would I like to go out to a movie? No thanks I'm busy!'

Body modifications

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

Fakir Repairs

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

'It must have been the fork in the road.'