Punctuation Punsters Pillows

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

Dogs life

"I've just invented the question mark."

Tequila Mockingbird

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

A Semicolon.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

John was always the first to notice typos.

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"The exclamation points make the whole thing seem desperate and contrived."

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Hamlet.

"I don't like it - he used a spell checker!"

"I enjoy cooking my pets and my family."

Punctuation Weather

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.