Punctuation Punster Gifts

? F E. Give me a big smile and wave to the camera. Ah, you're posing a question.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Dogs life

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

Tequila Mockingbird

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

Mystery of the Poets

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

2B or not 2B

A Semicolon.

Optometrist Humor

Bitter End

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

A Tongue Stud.

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"The exclamation points make the whole thing seem desperate and contrived."

"Norman is an island."

'Mom, am I my brother's peeper?'

Lit. Exam. I carefully read "Ulysses," "Dubliners" and "Finnegans Wake," but I was kicked out by the teacher for calling the exam a "multiple-Joyce" test.

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all we ask for Mr. Whitman is poetic justice."

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

'I'm sorry, Mrs. Marks but I'm afraid your husband has fallen into a deep comma...'

'Blasphemous? Christ no!'

The Semicolon A Colon in the form of a Semicolon

Protection Plan for Ancient Stones - 'Why don't they just make them stop touring?'