Punctuation Appreciator Gifts

This comic strip runs in family newspapers, and we're not allowed to show characters touching each other inappropriately. I just heard they extended that to include punctuation marks. So, I'm afraid you'll need to separate those filthy exclamation points. !!!

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Seagiraffes

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'A cheeky red?'

First Novels.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The height of fashion in 1796

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."