Punctuality Warriors Gifts

"You should have been here half an hour ago! I'll never be ready in time now"

Sundial Time

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Deadlines, Inc.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"You're late."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"I have to get this project finished."

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

Late for a date,,,

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Is that a new watch?"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

Motivation Coach

'You're late for our meeting again'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"Almost Ready"

"You're late."