Punctuality Joker Pillows

"Halloween's tomorrow, Bob."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Deadlines, Inc.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"How about fashionably never?"

Clock in, Clock out.

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

We apologize for the late arrival of your 'Railway Times' magazine subscription...

'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

"Wake up late this morning?"

"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important - we're not putting labels on it right now!"

'Honestly! If she doesn't hurry up, we're going to miss the boat!'

"Oh, great. Now I'll be late for work."

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

Sorry I'm late, Boss. My internal alarm clock was overridden by my internal snooze button.

'I hate daylight saving time!'

"Sorry I'm late. Heavy traffic."

Why the Bovines are always late - 'Oh, Howard...I look like an absolute cow in this skirt.'