Punching Perfectionist Prints

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

Surreal ale

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"Just a drop."

"It's called being preemptive."

Quality Contorl.

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Quit moving"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Attorney Punching Bag

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

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I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Ventriloquist's fete

Copycat.

Look, Rusty, your fastball's working and your sinker's dropping perfectly. But if you can't stop chasing the ball after you throw it, I'm gonna have to put you down -- In the minors, Rusty. Oh! You should see your face!

'He has a great left hook,'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'