Pun-loving Paper Enthusiast Pillows

Plumbers Paperwork

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Filing Trays.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

'You give me goose bumps!'

The static electric eel is very rare.

Weather forecast

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"Your four-o'clock is here."

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

Pavement artist.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."