Pun-loving Paper Enthusiast Pillows

Plumbers Paperwork

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Filing Trays.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

'You give me goose bumps!'

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

Weather forecast

The static electric eel is very rare.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"Your four-o'clock is here."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."