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Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

The Garden

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

"I'll race you to the top."

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"You're welcome. Glad you like them."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

"When did you first realise people were abusing you?"

"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

The Country Wedding.

"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."

Rejected State Flowers

Undignified Exits of the Plant World

Summer Blooms in the City

Cull people who like plastic plants.

The Fireside Jungle: Make sure each plant is suitable for the place where it is kept.

"I think I'll start with the fly soup."

"We'd like something with rather less bouquet."