Pulses T-Shirts

Black-eyed beans.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Men can show their emotions!

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Football supporters.

"I'm not happy."

A couple holding hands

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

Luxury Mini-Breaks For Parents

Teach Love

Soccer Fans.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Seal hunting.

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

Couple in Blue

Go Team!

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'