Pulses Gifts

Black-eyed beans.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Men can show their emotions!

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Football supporters.

"I'm not happy."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

A couple holding hands

"You wanna put that back?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

Teach Love

Well, where's the last place you had it?

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"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Soccer Fans.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

Go Team!

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

Couple in Blue