Pulley System Tinkerer Gifts

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Sistine Selfie

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Music for car stereos

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'That book is still floating around the system.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

"Now, you show me yours"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"