Pulley Ponderer Gifts

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

Keystone XL

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Is there a God?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

Bizarre sights.

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"Who's next?"

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Energy speculation.

Elevator dilemma.

Dr. Rontgens shadow.

Cartoon heading in the right direction.

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.