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Boxer Scarecrow Fends of the Crows.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Look out for his low punches.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Such petulance!'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Shadow Punch

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'