Pudgy Bundle Appreciator Pillows

'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Christmas Pudding

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Take it easy back there!"

"Are you binge watching again?"

Log in, paper out.

"And I take it that 'Mister Jolly' is a puppeteer by profession?"

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'Doris, I love it when we...well, you know.'

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

The reason our noses don't stop growing as we age.

"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."

Very low temperatures in the world

"He hated funerals. His last words were, ‘Wake me up when it's over.'"

PLEASE [continued on next card].

Evolution....the kinky bat.

'Actually, this is the award I'm proudest of.'

"Okay. . . I've had the dog out for his walk . . . can we please come in now. . . ?"

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"

Vancouver, you're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Would you people please stop saying you're "moving to Canada"? We Canadians pride ourselves on not being the United States. We can't keep doing that if half the United States moves up here. That's it ... We're coming next Tuesday. We'll be moving in right next door to you and playing loud music at all hours. If you think America will abide being told what to do, you don't understand America. If you move to Canada, Canada's moving to the Nor

"Do you like creepily polite children of strangers?"