Pudgy Bundle Appreciator Pillows

'Truthfully, I love teaching middle-school kids, they're so interesting!...They're all just pudgy bundles of potential!...Although some of them smell funny.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Christmas Pudding

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Take it easy back there!"

"Are you binge watching again?"

Log in, paper out.

"And I take it that 'Mister Jolly' is a puppeteer by profession?"

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."

Very low temperatures in the world

"He hated funerals. His last words were, ‘Wake me up when it's over.'"

Evolution....the kinky bat.

'Actually, this is the award I'm proudest of.'

"Okay. . . I've had the dog out for his walk . . . can we please come in now. . . ?"

"Hey Ned, tell your ironmonger I like his sense of humour"

"Do you like creepily polite children of strangers?"