Pudding Partisan T-Shirts

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

British savings accounts

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Cake Free Zone

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"I'll have dessert first."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Statue of Liberty: Out of Service

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Voice of the GOP

"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

Banana Split

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

I wonder who's Kissinger now?

A Born Politician

On - Undecided - Off switch

Political Science