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Sayonara

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"Dear Miss Philpott, aren't you excited to be part of a ground breaking experiment in desktop publishing?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"#Win!"

Drool Marks

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Direct Marketing...

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Trade Show Sherpas

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!