Self-serve Maven T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that match the self-serve maven’s bold, independent personality—think witty slogans and stylish designs that make a statement about doing things their own way.

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Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve. mockup

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

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Jack of all trades

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"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes." mockup

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

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'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.' mockup

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

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Drool Marks

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"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?" mockup

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

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'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?' mockup

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

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wattle covers

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"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner." mockup

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

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"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?" mockup

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

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'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.' mockup

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

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'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.' mockup

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

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'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?' mockup

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

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"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot." mockup

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

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'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!' mockup

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? mockup

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

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Man carrying his boss.

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'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?' mockup

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

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'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?' mockup

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

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"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback." mockup

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

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The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker. mockup

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

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'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

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"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?" mockup

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

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'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!' mockup

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

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'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.' mockup

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

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'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?' mockup

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

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'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...' mockup

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

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'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!'

'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!' mockup

'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!'

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Reconnaissance reports your email blast to Sales was a direct hit, with acceptable collateral damage in Finance and Accounting.

Reconnaissance reports your email blast to Sales was a direct hit, with acceptable collateral damage in Finance and Accounting. mockup

Reconnaissance reports your email blast to Sales was a direct hit, with acceptable collateral damage in Finance and Accounting.

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"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people." mockup

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

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"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!" mockup

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

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'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!'

'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!' mockup

'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!'

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Self-serve Maven T-Shirts Collection

Self-serve Maven Mugs

Looking for mugs that speak to the self-serve maven in you? Discover witty and inspiring designs that celebrate independence at our mugs collection.

Self-serve Maven Pillows

Add personality to any space with pillows designed for the self-serve maven—check out our fun and inspiring options to showcase your independence.

Self-serve Maven Prints

Decorate your space with prints that echo your self-serve spirit—explore our collection for eye-catching art that celebrates your unique independence.