Publication Manager T-Shirts

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'How fast can you hype?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

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Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

King Solomon's Pollster.

'How fast can you hype?'

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

JET (Part I)

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Snow White and her Seven people.

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

Who Wore It Best?