Public Works Officer Gifts

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Who's got the hammer?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Quality Control

Disease Management

Why Cows Leave Home

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Hand sanitizer

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

social services cuts

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

Sinalization.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.