Public Works Administrator Gifts

Traffic Disruption Dept.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Who's got the hammer?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Quality Control

Why Cows Leave Home

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

social services cuts

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

Federal Agency to Eliminate Agencies

We're polishing our brand.

They Always Say That

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Getting Closer

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

Components of the program vs. funds.