Public Administrator Gifts

Office of Management and Budget and Mandatory Cuts

A Federal Agency to Eliminate Federal Agencies

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

'My selection of Holder, Napolitano, Hillary Clinton, Chu, Sotomayor, and Salazar reflect my commitment to 'diversity' and 'affirmative action.'', 'How does Joe Biden fit in?', ''Hire the handicapped.''

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Job Creation Department - Door in need of a handle

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

'Speaking on the budget deficit, the President said 'we can save billions if we eliminate the two superfluous brances of government.'

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

How governments work...

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"I understand there's a lot of this going on these days..."

Government Nesting Dolls

"Who's got the hammer?"

Obama

Our Pledge: cut cut cut

Pedro Pablo Kuczynski

"Those government guidelines are sharp!"

Schwarzenegger Farewell

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

"It's recently come to my attention that all government agencies are doing absolutely nothing. You're all fired."

Stephen Harper talks in his sleep...

A word from your MP about expenses.

Federal Agency to Eliminate Agencies

Government tsk force

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'We need to work very hard to appear as if we are actually doing something for the country.'

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

social services cuts

Federal Bureau of Management and Budget - Visit our new website easy.comeasy.gov

Wonderland. Old King Cole is putting together a new administration. Humpty Dumpty will be Secretary of the Fence. The cow who jumped over the moon will be Secretary of Steak, and the Little Mermaid will be Sturgeon General. Any one of the dwarfs could be Labor Secretary. It's off to work we go .... They're certainly on the short list!

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"