Public Transport Pessimist Mugs

Metrocard error messages

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

The next fast train has gone.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

HS2

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Bus for Giraffes.

"Don't make eye contact..."

Bus Stop

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"I took the road less travelled..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

A Train Conductor.

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

"He misses his commute ."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

King Commute.