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'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

The Anti-Agent

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

A boy acting suspiciously

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I spy with my little eye…"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Licensed to grill.

Privacy

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Legalish

Milkin' Impossible

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

CCTV in church.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Information about information about information about information.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."