Public Services Admirer Gifts

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Virtual Doctor

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

survival of the fittest

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

Components of the program vs. funds.

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

Crazy Ideas

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

'We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?'

"While remarkably accurate, your answer should have been three branches of government, not the Three Stooges of Government."

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

Mind Narrows.

'It'll deliver more and better services at a lower cost -- it's Giant Economy Size Government!'

"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

"Congress just passed a bill turning the entire judicial branch of the government over to the States!"

Congressional Trimming

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'

We see the US flag flying outside a government building, with the strips going vertically - US Government tackles obesity.

National Health Service

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'