Public Service Enthusiast Gifts

'Once you introduce profit into the NHS what will you end up with?'

'I begged, I pleased with him. I told him he'd be wasting his life. Why would he want to open himself up to public vilification? A life of virtual poverty, of shattered dreams!'

'Remember me, Mr. Sanders? I was a student in your social studies class. You told me I was destined to serve the public.'

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"What was I thinking?!"

Flat tax - equal burden?

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Elections

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Budget

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

survival of the fittest

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

Obama.

Karine Jean-Pierre

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'