Public Service Manager Pillows

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Quality Control

This Message Has No Content

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"What was I thinking?!"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Why Cows Leave Home

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Elections

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

Budget

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Impotent Democracy

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.