Public Service Pillows

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

National Health Service

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

'Next time, I say let's be proactive and vote ourselves a pay raise before the government shutdown.'

Support public education.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

'Do you remember when all we had to do was look after people?'

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

Social Workers Demand Realistic Targets.

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

As mayor, I'd like everyone to know my door is always open. My first order of business is to address the vandalism problem.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Normally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. These closing arguments would be filled with impassioned pleading, determined advocacy and a certain amount of histrionics, but this is a pro bono case."

Battle of Covid 19

Firefighter Job Interviews.

"I love the public sector. Unlike the private sector, I don't have to sell anything - except my soul."

BBC radio one... Please Leave Your Brain at the Door

Heroes

WPC

Bureaucrat's Brain

R. Chumway: 30 Years in Public Office and Never Indicted

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Civil Servants never stare out of the windows in the morning. If they did they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon!'

'My mail is running two-to-one against everything!'

'He made a mistake, lynch him!'

'Without a pay raise, it's impossible to attract good people to government -- why, just look at me!'

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

'I do feel for these quangos.'

Teaching kids is my greatest joy...But the bodily violences kinda hard to take.

Simon Hughes

'The people elected us, so why should we always take the blame?'

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

"Sorry, Sir - it's not often we see someone want to run for office and not have the usual big bucks for campaigning."

'Liberal or conservative, it's just fun spending tax payer money!'