Public Service Champion Pillows

Budget Cuts Guillotine: Next!

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'75% of our resources are spent dealing with the elderly and infirm...and that's just the STAFF!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

survival of the fittest

Bad News

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Whitehall: Gave honest impartial advice

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

Privatisation of the NHS

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"Nooooo!"

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

With Jury Duty for All

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

Together we defeat the Pandemic

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"Normally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. These closing arguments would be filled with impassioned pleading, determined advocacy and a certain amount of histrionics, but this is a pro bono case."

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

Cartoonist Pencil

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue