Public Service Warrior Pillows

Privatisation of the NHS

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Vaccine

COVID Vaccine

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

survival of the fittest

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

AIDS prevention

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Social security.

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Captain Thomas Coram.

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

Budget Cuts Guillotine: Next!

"We seem to be the only animals here."

Crazy Ideas

"Okay Mr. Jones, there are one or two little forms to fill in before we can discharge you."

Dedicated to the heroes behind the heroes.

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

London underground talks continued

Stop Coronavirus

"The NHS is BROKEN, a tragically poor reflection of a once great service, underfunded, battered by decades of austerity and government indifference. Now can we move on to staff morale."

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

'75% of our resources are spent dealing with the elderly and infirm...and that's just the STAFF!'

National Health Service

Social Services held back by risk, unrealistic targets and budget cuts.

"NOTHING has changed from your last visit here? What do you people do?"

'Remember me, Mr. Sanders? I was a student in your social studies class. You told me I was destined to serve the public.'

"Isn't technology great? We can see beheadings, homeless war refugees, citizens versus cops, fraternity lunch mobs, and government shut downs in hi-def."

Comedy / Tragedy / My 401(K)