Public Service Advocate Gifts

'It's good to see more police on the street.'

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"Kids: stay away from my drugs."

'But I'm a volunteer.'

"Would you like me to radio for a social worker,before or after your mugging?"

'I've often wondered how you social workers manage?'

'It'll deliver more and better services at a lower cost -- it's Giant Economy Size Government!'

'He made a mistake, lynch him!'

NHS R.I.P. "Don't be miserable - According to the statistics he's never been better!"

The Monarchy and the BBC

"This spells out the council's decision - in easy to read emoticons."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

survival of the fittest

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Hectare?

The Pope Code

An Arm and a Leg.

Gun Ego

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

Victim of Sequestration!

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

War and Death.

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

Liu Xiaobo dies.