Community Service Advocate Gifts

"Give Something Back" vending machine

"I was an attorney, but I've been involved in community service for the last three hundred hours."

'No, Reverend. Community Service does not mean public preaching.'

Who will close first?

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Be kind"

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Handle With Care

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Sign Reform

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Litter Pick

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Cuba applauds its doctors

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Human Rights for All

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

social services cuts

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."