Public Service Advocate Pillows

'It's good to see more police on the street.'

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"Kids: stay away from my drugs."

'But I'm a volunteer.'

"Would you like me to radio for a social worker,before or after your mugging?"

'I've often wondered how you social workers manage?'

'It'll deliver more and better services at a lower cost -- it's Giant Economy Size Government!'

'He made a mistake, lynch him!'

NHS R.I.P. "Don't be miserable - According to the statistics he's never been better!"

"This spells out the council's decision - in easy to read emoticons."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

survival of the fittest

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

An Arm and a Leg.

Gun Ego

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

Victim of Sequestration!

War and Death.

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

'Guy, is that you?'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

Crazy Ideas

The Elephant in the Corner.

"Look, we might have our little tiffs, but I think we should stay together for the sake of the children."