Public Interest Advocate Pillows

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

The Anti-Agent

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Fighting Covid

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Armageddon

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

SAGE mentality

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Police Statetion

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

The Best Defense

CCTV in church.