Public Interest Advocate Pillows

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

The Anti-Agent

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Fighting Covid

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Armageddon

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

SAGE mentality

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Police Statetion

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

CCTV in church.