Public Advocate Gifts

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

The Anti-Agent

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Fighting Covid

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Armageddon

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

SAGE mentality

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Police Statetion

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

The next wave

The Best Defense

CCTV in church.

Privacy