Public Restrooms Pillows

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

Push button for loud noise...

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

'Where's the loo please?'

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Key in PIN No.

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

Drying your hands on trousers.

"Everything alright in there?"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

Good - Evil.

'This one seems stuck, or the lock is broken.'

"Judging by the mess around urinals men shouldn't be trusted with guns."

"Now that's impressive."

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

"Dude, it's a manual."

MEN (room): 'According to my mom, it says, 'WEIRDO'.'

Plan B: 'Will you guys watch my place - I have to use the restroom.'

Dry Your Hands: Keep Going to a Clean Bit.

'Motion Only Short of a 6.0 Earthquake is Necessary to Get a Paper Towel.'