Public Restrooms Prints

Express line 15 seconds or less.

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

Push button for loud noise...

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

'Where's the loo please?'

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Key in PIN No.

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

Drying your hands on trousers.

Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there, I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go. Of course I'm not. What's that beeping? I hear beeping in there. You're mistaken. What you probably heard is a big truck backing up a few blocks away. I've backed up. I've put on my motorcycle helmet. I'm getting a running start. But I'm almost at the next level! ... I mean I'm almost done.

"Everything alright in there?"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

Good - Evil.

'This one seems stuck, or the lock is broken.'

"Judging by the mess around urinals men shouldn't be trusted with guns."

"Now that's impressive."

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

"Dude, it's a manual."

MEN (room): 'According to my mom, it says, 'WEIRDO'.'

Plan B: 'Will you guys watch my place - I have to use the restroom.'

Dry Your Hands: Keep Going to a Clean Bit.

'Motion Only Short of a 6.0 Earthquake is Necessary to Get a Paper Towel.'