Public Restroom Investigator Pillows

"Everything alright in there?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"This stool shall pass."

"I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on my parents."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

Express line 15 seconds or less.

Men on modernised moon

'Where's the loo please?'

"Sometimes I can't remember whether I am a good cop or a bad cop."

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

'How did you know I didn't wash my hands?'

'Who's been cutting their nails again?'

These toilets are regularly checked by a member of staff.

Drying your hands on trousers.

"Look, lady, I'm just tryin to do my job...so lift your feet!"

This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.

A form of bureaucrats

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

Parade of Boats 2:30

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Good - Evil.

"Judging by the mess around urinals men shouldn't be trusted with guns."

"Dude, it's a manual."

Plan B: 'Will you guys watch my place - I have to use the restroom.'

MEN (room): 'According to my mom, it says, 'WEIRDO'.'