Public Observation Pillows

'I've told you before, dear: there's people-watching, and there's people-watching.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Glance Exchange

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"What are you doing?"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Nervous at a party.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."