Public Observation Mugs

'I've told you before, dear: there's people-watching, and there's people-watching.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Nervous at a party.

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Sing along with Mueller

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."