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Antisocial Behaviour

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bee flying to another flower.

Noisy energy?

"Keeping busy?"

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

Things You Should Know About...

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

A flashback on a brief, but happy life.

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

'You've been in there for eleven weeks! I've got to pupa!'

"I know this is normal but I still feel like I should unfriend her."

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

'They do have a dog next door but I've been assured he doesn't bark.'

Is Gypsy Moth in Your Garden?

'Well, of course it stinks, but once you start regurgitaing it in your saliva, it'll taste as good as a dead cow in the July heat … now let's join the swarm.'

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

'We're waiting!'

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

Bad Ant Joke

Crickets. Insect Comedian's Nightmare.

"The only way to stop a bad guy with a magnifying glass is a good guy with a magnifying glass. And sorry about Earl."

'I don't care if we are non-migratory birds. Next year we're going south!'

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

"They never listen."

"Colin catches flies in a 10 centimetre radius at an average speed of 0.07 seconds! I can't believe we are the first pony and chameleon team!"