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'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Noisy energy?

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Dark Clouds

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

Things You Should Know About...

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

Nature Magnified

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

'I can hear the highway.'

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

It began with a beep. BEEEP. What an annoying noise. Where did that come from? BEEEP. Where indeed? Join us the next few days to solve the mystery behind the *beep* as we journey into the soul of modern man. (Oh, the hyperbole!) BEEEP!