Noise Pollution Observer Mugs

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Noisy energy?

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Dark Clouds

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

Things You Should Know About...

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'Today everyone has to know 'What's in the food?', 'What's in the water?', 'What's in the air?' This is truly the golden age of analytical chemistry.'

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

"I know, I haven't morphed a wink since all that construction started next door."

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

'I can hear the highway.'

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

Nature Magnified

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

'Don't you 'shh' me.'